Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Good Questions...

  • Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
  • If a deaf boy swears, does his mother have to wash his hands out with soap?
  • If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
  • If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
  • If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
  • Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
  • Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?
  • Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?
  • When two airplanes almost collide why do they call it a near miss?? It sounds like a near hit to me!!
  • Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Orientals throw hamburgers?

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