Good Questions...

• Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

• If a deaf boy swears, does his mother have to wash his hands out with soap?
• If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
• If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
• If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
• Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
• Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?
• Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?
• When two airplanes almost collide why do they call it a near miss?? It sounds like a near hit to me!!
• Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Orientals throw hamburgers?