Saturday, December 20, 2008

Noah just hit me

Here's a video that Esther took of my kids being bad but it's funny enough for me to post it here. It reminds me of the Charlie bit me video...

Saturday, December 06, 2008

Wednesday, December 03, 2008

Porpoise Driven Life

Blonde's year in review

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh"....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

March - Got excited....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said "2-4 years!"

- Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing.... couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of car in rain storm..... car swamped, because top was down.

September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October - Hate M&M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days..... instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!

December - Couldn't call 911....."duh"..... there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!