Thursday, April 30, 2009

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

When Pigs Fly

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Monday, April 20, 2009

The Human Slinky

Friday, April 17, 2009

John Bunyan Poem

Run, John, run, the law commands
But gives us neither feet nor hands,
Far better news the gospel brings:
It bids us fly and gives us wings.

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Resurrection Day

Wednesday, April 08, 2009

TOP TEN WAYS YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN A BAD CHURCH

10. The church bus has gun racks.

9. The church staff consists of Senior Pastor, Associate Pastor and Socio-pastor.

8. The Bible they use is the "Dr. Seuss Version."

7. There's an ATM in the lobby.

6. Choir wears leather robes.

5. Worship services are B.Y.O.S. -- "Bring Your Own Snake."

4. No cover charge, but communion is a two-drink minimum.

3. Karaoke Worship Time.

2. Ushers ask, "Smoking or Non-smoking?"

1. The only song the organist knows is "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida."

Tuesday, April 07, 2009

Saturday, April 04, 2009

Amazing people

Amazing people and one idiot...

Wednesday, April 01, 2009

Bad News

My wife is leaving me...
I can't stand my kids...
I'm done preaching...
I love Obama...

....Oh yea - and - April Fools