We can be such hypocrites

We want God to give us mercy yet we want to give everyone else justice.
We want God to give us grace yet we want everyone else to earn everything they get.
We want God to give us forgiveness yet we want everyone else to learn their lesson.
We want God to give us a wink yet we want to give everyone else a wakeup call.
We want God to give us imputed righteousness we want everyone else to be righteous.
We want God to shield us while we shoot others
We want God to defend us while we attack others
We want God to love us while we hate others
We want God to bless us while we dish out curses to others
We want God to be compassionate while we are angry at others