Saturday, May 02, 2009
Thursday, April 30, 2009
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Monday, April 20, 2009
Friday, April 17, 2009
John Bunyan Poem
Run, John, run, the law commands
But gives us neither feet nor hands,
Far better news the gospel brings:
It bids us fly and gives us wings.
Sunday, April 12, 2009
Wednesday, April 08, 2009
TOP TEN WAYS YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN A BAD CHURCH
10. The church bus has gun racks.
9. The church staff consists of Senior Pastor, Associate Pastor and Socio-pastor.
8. The Bible they use is the "Dr. Seuss Version."
7. There's an ATM in the lobby.
6. Choir wears leather robes.
5. Worship services are B.Y.O.S. -- "Bring Your Own Snake."
4. No cover charge, but communion is a two-drink minimum.
3. Karaoke Worship Time.
2. Ushers ask, "Smoking or Non-smoking?"
1. The only song the organist knows is "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida."
Tuesday, April 07, 2009
Saturday, April 04, 2009
Wednesday, April 01, 2009
Bad News
My wife is leaving me...
I can't stand my kids...
I'm done preaching...
I love Obama...
....Oh yea - and - April Fools
Friday, March 27, 2009
Monday, March 09, 2009
Friday, March 06, 2009
Saturday, December 20, 2008
Noah just hit me
Here's a video that Esther took of my kids being bad but it's funny enough for me to post it here. It reminds me of the Charlie bit me video...
Saturday, December 06, 2008
Wednesday, December 03, 2008
Blonde's year in review
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh"....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
March - Got excited....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.... couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of car in rain storm..... car swamped, because top was down.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October - Hate M&M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days..... instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!
December - Couldn't call 911....."duh"..... there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!
Thursday, November 27, 2008
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